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Invidia - Dan Puric
Ceva mai tarziu, vecinul si-a deschis un butic si a inceput sa umble imbracat la costum la patru ace. Noi - tot cu blugi.
Nu-i nimic - ne-am zis linistiti, citind un capitol din Etica lui Spinoza. Apoi vecinul a aparut deodata intr-un Megane argintiu. Noi n-aveam nici bicicleta, dar l-am dispretuit citind din Phaidon al lui Platon. Mai tarziu, vecinul a schimbat Meganul pe Mertan. Nu ne-a pasat, caci si noi il schimbaseram deja pe Platon cu Aristotel. Si-a luat si un 4x4, cel mai mare de pe strada. Noi l-am luat pe Marcus Aurelius, care ne-a facut sa zambim impacati.
A mai trecut o vreme si vecinul si-a luat nevasta noua: blonda, frumoasa, tanara. Noi - tot cu cea veche, dar am luat Evanghelia dupa Ioan. Vecinul si-a imbracat soata cu o garderoba intreaga si cu
blanuri, basca bijuteriile. Noi ne-am imbracat spiritul citind din Eclesiast. In fine, vecinul s-a mutat intr-o vila la sosea cu gard mare, bodigarzi si piscina. Am rezistat si de data aceasta eroic, citind Richard III. A urmat o a doua vila - la munte. Dupa ce am vazut-o, ne-am consolat cu Macbeth. O a treia - la mare: am recurs la Invierea lui Tolstoi, al carei efect l-am consolidat cu Ghilgames, Ghandi si Declaratia de iubire a lui Liiceanu. Ne-am simtit cu mult mai bine.
L-au dat la televizor la o emisiune foarte populara. Ne-am stapanit emotia cu o portie de Caragiale. L-au dat a doua oara cu mare succes: am fi suferit daca nu ne-ar fi ajutat Ananda Coomaraswamy,
Cartea lui Iov si Cazul Wagner al lui Nietzsche.
Asa a trecut ceva mai mult timp... Vecinul isi lua case, masini, iahturi, femei. Noi raspundeam cu Balzac, Thomas Mann, Hegel,Berdiaev. Lupta era stransa, dar echilibrata. In sfarsit, intr-o zi l-au aratat cu catuse la maini, umflat de PNA. Am rasfoit atunci fericiti Apocalipsa. Dar peste vreo doua saptamani, vecinul nostru era eliberat si chiar si-a anuntat candidatura pe listele unui partid majoritar.
Scarbiti, ne-am uitat in biblioteca. N-am mai vazut nimic. Ne-am uitat pentru a doua oara. Nu ne-a venit sa credem. Pentru a treia oara ne-am uitat cu atentie. Acelasi rezultat: citiseram toate cartile.
Si atunci ne-a cuprins invidia...
Popor roman, nu te-ai saturat sa stai pe locul mortului si sa fii condus de toti tampitii?
Dan Puric
girls' best friend :-s va regasiti?
Ce am de gand sa fac...uite printre altele i-am zis asta... "As vrea sa te fac ca pe albia de porci, sa iti spun ca esti un tampit si ca habar nu ai sa pretuiesti ce ai, ca te porti ca un retardat, ca esti cel mai nesimtit si mai lipsit de educatie si de maniere om pe care l-am vazut vreodata(in afara de ciprian) si sa iti spun ca eu sunt o romantica, ca nu am de gand sa stau toata viata sa ascult cum ma faci tu toanta si cum ma faci sa ma simt ultima proasta, si cum te vaiti ca tu ai 2 joburi, sa-ti vad indiferenta. O sa imi gasesc pe cineva care vrea sa ma vada, vrea sa ma asculte,vrea sa fie in compania mea, care stie sa fie un domn, cineva care sa fie ce am crezut ca esti tu cand l-am lasat pe Leo pt tine!!!!!!!! Da-ti demisia de la .., devino iar alcoolic, intoarce-te la fostele tale gagici, scarpina-te toata ziua la oua daca asa esti multumit de viata ta!!!! Nu-mi pasa! Fa ce vrei!
Ti-as spune asta daca as sti ca te face sa realizezi in ce hal ai ajuns, dar stiu ca nu te face decat sa te simti jignit si nu asta vreau. Asa ca n-am sa ti-o zic... o las scrisa, pentru ca asa nu are nici o valoare."
-----Original Message-----
From: AL
Sent: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 11:34 AM
To: AD
Subject: RE:
De ce v-ati certat?
Si ce vrei sa faci?
back to the board!

M-am decis sa impart cu voi una din noile mele pasiuni din curentul ce poate fi numit cunoaste-te, accepta-te si treci la fapte, si anume hranirea nelinistitului spirit ludic si nestavilitei competitivitati :P prin altfel de jocuri decat cele digitale: jocuri de societate/tabla/carti. Ca avantaje as numi asa: sunt 3D din start :), au un feeling mult mai deosebit, un miros ce poate aminti de primul joc de nu te supara frate! , permit contact direct cu alti jucatori de orice sex blabla etc
Optiunile anti plictiseala variaza de la cartile clasice, sah, table, yacht, risk, monopoly, capital, lider, pana la avansatele Caylus-ul(luck free!) cumparat de curand pt Vio si Shogun-ul de azi! pe lista de shopping si recomandari ar mai fi Hammer of the scots(pt fanii Braveheart) si Twilight conflict...
cateva sit-uri din RO cu astfel de jocuri(reclama gratis): www.cutia.ro www.boardgames.ro www.redgoblin.ro www.playboard.ro
si cel mai important sit/enciclopedie al jocurilor de societate: http://www.gameboardgeek.com/
Omul cat traieste se joaca! :)
daca e marti, e brainbench!
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Introverted |..................X.....................| Extraverted
Candid |......................................X.| Considerate
Impulsive |..X.....................................| Cautious
Excitable |..............X.........................| Relaxed
Practical |..............X.........................| Imaginative
Concrete |......................X.................| Abstract
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Your Social Boldness: Introverted VS Extraverted
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You are slightly introverted. Do you ever say to people,
"I'm really an introvert" and then they look at you funny?
That's because you can be both Extraverted and introverted,
but in social situations people see you as an Extravert.
Your enthusiastic and self-confident personality, plus your
ease at talking to strangers gives the appearance that you
are outgoing, even though you may attribute it to just
being a friendly person. You find yourself at the center of
attention, even though you may not actively seek that
position. You are such a warm person that people like to
follow you. Which is good, since you have no problem
accepting your role as a leader when it is given to you.
With your ability to flow easily from shy to outgoing, you
may tend to easily flow from exciting adventures to
relaxing times at home. This makes you a fun person to be
around, because you do not always have to be on the go, yet
you know there is more to life than reading and watching TV.
Your Agreeableness: Candid VS Considerate
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You are very considerate. You are a popular person, aren't
you? Of course you are. You truly value harmony in dealing
with others. People recognize your friendly, generous, and
helpful personality. Your easy-going, agreeable nature
makes you such a joy to be around. This is especially true
in meetings or general conversations. The topic may become
heated, but you are considerate of other's feelings and you
will find a happy medium in order to placate those around
you. This is because you have an optimistic view of human
nature and you realize that if you trust people with their
decisions that they are not trying to hurt you or take
advantage of you. This special and rare quality is also
seen in your altruism. You enjoy helping others. To you it
is not a sacrifice; to you it is fulfilling to help others
in need.
Your Self-Control: Impulsive VS Cautious
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You are very impulsive. You are an independent thinker. You
do not need a book of rules to tell you how to behave - you
know inside what is right and what is wrong and you act
accordingly. You are able to live life spontaneously,
because you are able to make decisions without endless
deliberation. In fact, when you and another person are
making a decision, you are able to reach a solution fairly
quickly while the other person has to cautiously plan every
step. Eventually, they will agree with you, which is
frustrating when your first impulse is usually the correct
one in the decision-making process. You tend to be a little
more casual, and you do not feel out of sorts when your
home or office is not perfectly neat. In general, your life
is pleasurable - you know how to have fun and will never be
accused of being staid or stuffy.
Your Anxiety Level: Excitable VS Relaxed
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You are moderately excitable. In trying situations, you
feel somewhat stressed and frustrated. At times you are
able to overcome these feelings, but other times you feel
overwhelmed. This could run the gamut of just being in a
bad mood to experiencing anxiety, anger, or depression. In
general, you prefer a stress-free existence, so that the
possibility of negative emotions would not be a factor. You
tend to be somewhat self-conscious in social situations,
and are worried that people may judge or criticize you. You
may react emotionally to people or circumstances that you
find threatening, because you want to protect yourself.
Every so often you cave into urges or cravings. Sometimes
you feel a little guilty about it, other times you are just
fine with your fun streak.
Your Openness to Change: Practical VS Imaginative
------------------------------------------------------------
You are moderately practical. You tend to be more
comfortable when your daily activities are familiar and
unchanging, rather than constantly in a state of flux. You
prefer to deal with facts and not ideas. You prefer to be
more practical and pragmatic, but you are able to be
creative when the situation calls for it. You prefer the
conversation or situation to be more straightforward.
Emotionally, you are more conservative and tend not to
express your feelings openly. You have a proper demeanor,
which summons respect from those around you.
The way you Think/Reason: Concrete VS Abstract
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You are slightly abstract in your thinking. Your thinking
is neither simple nor complex, to others you appear to be a
well-educated person but not an intellectual. You tend to
be intellectually curious and have the uncanny abilities to
distinguish imaginative, creative people from
down-to-earth, conventional people.
Gaze

primesc prea multe funnies-uri pe zi. prietenii zic ca am prea mult timp liber :) impart cu cine pot, sa mai urc si aici? sa incerc cu asta: Sf Putin. Se poate incepe o adevarata discutie politico-sociala de la o poza. As putea sa fac un blog cu o poza reprezentativa pt una din realitatile mele/pe zi..ar fi interesant?
PS: acesta a fost un monolog! :P voi continua cu alegeri(choices) personale
Jurnalul unui observator
2. Fiintele umane sunt susceptibile repetitivitatii
it / networking staff ...:)) bancul lunii!!

1. O celula umana contine 75 MB informatie genetica.
2. Un spermatozoid 37,5 MB.
3. Intr-un mililitru sunt 100 milioane de spermatozoizi. In medie, eliberam - la o singura ejaculare - 2,25 ml in 5 secunde.
Deci - logic - latimea de banda a pu*ii: (37.5MB x 100M x 2,25)/5 = (37.500.000 x 100.000.000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 = 1687,5 TeraBytes/s.
De asemenea, este cel mai ineficient mod de a folosi un mediu de comunicatie. Faci broadcast cu 1687,5 TB/s cu acelasi set de informatie (redundanta uriasa) cu speranta ca poate 37,5 MB din ei vor ajunge la destinatie. In plus, are si o latenta uriasa, primesti ACK-ul cam in 2 luni, si raspunsul la cererea ta se compune in 9 luni.
Si de cele mai multe ori e doar spam!
Acum vine intrebarea... de ce zice lumea ca "imi merge netul ca o p**"
la masculin
Nu eu am scris ce e mai jos, dar parca suna ca si ceva auzit prin capul meu si e prea tare sa nu fie (re)publicat :))
*desigur, nu luati iarasi prea in serios sau ca si o declaratie de intentie completa :)
Sugestii de imbunatatire barbati:
1. La barbati totul tine de atitudine. Mai ai un smoc de par, poarta-l cu mandrie. Chiar daca e deasupra urechii stangi. E smocul tau, restul parului a cazut din cauza unei functionari intense a creierului. Care a supraincalzit calota craniana si a dus la arderea radacinilor. Deci e semn de mare desteptaciune, vultur plesuv ce esti tu.
2. Ai burta, nicio problema. Semn evident de prosperitate. Muritorii de foame nu au burta. Nu au cum sa o formeze, nu au cum sa o o intretina. Indreapta umerii, scoate burta in evidenta, nu-i usor sa faci burta, nu-i usor sa porti o burta. E semn de putere, de coapse de otel ce sint nevoite sa deplaseze o sarcina suplimentara. Zambeste sigur pe tine, calca apasat, imprima burtii o miscare sexy asa cum unele femei au invatat sa paseasca in asa fel incat sa-si puna fundul in valoare.
3. Ai curul mare si turtit dar ai vrea sa-l ai mic si rotund? Ca la asta crezi tu ca se uita femeile? Gresesti. La asta se uita femeile superficiale, care apreciaza aparentele si nu sint interesate de chestiunile profunde. Un cur mare si turtit inseamna munca de birou. De intelectual. Munca de creatie. Un om care are un job de creatie esti creativ pe toate planurile. M-ati auzit, doamnelor, pe TOATE planurile. Un cur turtit inseamna munca de raspundere, de coordonare, inseamna idei, decizie, putere. Cur mic si tare, piept bombat plasat deasupra unui abdomen bine proportionat au intretinutii, filfizonii ce merg la sali ca sa-si poata purta mai apoi tricourile mulate si blugii jerpeliti. Ei nu au altceva in cap decat gantere, ochelari de soare si ritmuri tz tz tz tz de club. Oameni pe care nu te poti baza.
4. Ai bratele subtiri ca trestia si o paloare bolnavicioasa in obraji? Normal. Nu dai la ciocane in gerul iernii. Nu tai coapci in padure. Nu toni betoane in santiere. Paloare-ti marmoreana ti-e data de orele lugi petrecute in culisele puterii, acolo unde se face si se desface lumea. Omule, arata-i femeii buricele degetelor tale, las-o sa vada izvorul creatiei, las-o sa-to vada pielea usor patinata de numaratul banilor, de scrisul cecurilor. Sau de ce nu, al poeziilor. Cati crezi tu ca mai sint ca tine, mult?! Nu, nu mai sint.
Si, vorba aia, barbatul tre sa fie un pic mai frumos decat dracu’. In rest totul tine de atitudine!
The awful truth about one's self..mine in this case:
| Personality Disorder Test Results
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| Eccentric Personality Disorders: Paranoid, Schizoid, Schizotypal |
Individuals with these disorders often appear odd or peculiar.
Paranoid Personality Disorder - individual generally tends to interpret the actions of others as threatening.
Schizoid Personality Disorder - individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings.
Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.
| Dramatic Personality Disorders: Antisocial, Borderline, Histrionic, and Narcissistic |
Antisocial Personality Disorder - individual shows a pervasive disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others.
Borderline Personality Disorder - individual shows a generalized pattern of instability in interpersonal relationships, self-image, and observable emotions, and significant impulsiveness.
Histrionic Personality Disorder - individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. They tend to overreact to other people, and are often perceived as shallow and self-centered.
Narcissistic Personality Disorder - individual has a grandiose view of themselves, a need for admiration, and a lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in various situations. These individuals are very demanding in their relationships.
| Anxious Personality Disorders: Avoidant, Dependent, Obsessive-Compulsive |
Individuals with these disorders often appear anxious or fearful.
Avoidant Personality Disorder - individual is socially inhibited, feels inadequate, and is oversensitive to criticism
Dependent Personality Disorder - individual shows an extreme need to be taken care of that leads to fears of separation, and passive and clinging behavior.
Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder - individual is preoccupied with orderliness, perfectionism, and control at the expense of flexibility, openness, and efficiency.
curious about the world
Alcohol Consumption (2001) HIV Prevalence House Prices Military Spending War and death Toy Imports Toy Exports Wealth of Nations (1500) Wealth of Nations (2002) |
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I can finally relax now..I have plenty of time, I don't have to worry about anything wrong that can happen to me, I've hit rock bottom :)
so why don't YOU just LIVE your life, not caring too much for bullshits?
With or without you..
See the thorn twist in your side
I wait for you
Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait without you
With or without you..
Through the storm we reach the shore
You give it all but I want more
And Im waiting for you
With or without you
I cant live
With or without you
Arch!ve
fii calm acum!
In mod normal, o minte care este supusa incontinuu unui efort considerabil va avea de suferit de pe urma acestei presiuni.
Iata mai jos o metoda de relaxare in 5 pasi simpli, foarte eficienta, care te poate ajuta intotdeauna:
1. Imagineaza-ti ca te afli la munte, langa un izvor.
2. Pasarile se aud ciripind in aerul rece si curat.
3. Nimic nu te poate deranja aici. Nimeni nu cunoaste locul tau secret.
4. Sunetul unei mici cascade creaza un fundal sonor linistitor.
5. Incearca sa-ti imaginezi cu claritate figura persoanei pe care o tii cu capul sub apa.
