it / networking staff ...:)) bancul lunii!!

1. O celula umana contine 75 MB informatie genetica.
2. Un spermatozoid 37,5 MB.
3. Intr-un mililitru sunt 100 milioane de spermatozoizi. In medie, eliberam - la o singura ejaculare - 2,25 ml in 5 secunde.

Deci - logic - latimea de banda a pu*ii: (37.5MB x 100M x 2,25)/5 = (37.500.000 x 100.000.000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 = 1687,5 TeraBytes/s.

De asemenea, este cel mai ineficient mod de a folosi un mediu de comunicatie. Faci broadcast cu 1687,5 TB/s cu acelasi set de informatie (redundanta uriasa) cu speranta ca poate 37,5 MB din ei vor ajunge la destinatie. In plus, are si o latenta uriasa, primesti ACK-ul cam in 2 luni, si raspunsul la cererea ta se compune in 9 luni.
Si de cele mai multe ori e doar spam!

Acum vine intrebarea... de ce zice lumea ca "imi merge netul ca o p**"

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Greetings to Romanians from around the world !

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Nu eu am scris ce e mai jos, dar parca suna ca si ceva auzit prin capul meu si e prea tare sa nu fie (re)publicat :))

*desigur, nu luati iarasi prea in serios sau ca si o declaratie de intentie completa :)

Sugestii de imbunatatire barbati:

1. La barbati totul tine de atitudine. Mai ai un smoc de par, poarta-l cu mandrie. Chiar daca e deasupra urechii stangi. E smocul tau, restul parului a cazut din cauza unei functionari intense a creierului. Care a supraincalzit calota craniana si a dus la arderea radacinilor. Deci e semn de mare desteptaciune, vultur plesuv ce esti tu.
2. Ai burta, nicio problema. Semn evident de prosperitate. Muritorii de foame nu au burta. Nu au cum sa o formeze, nu au cum sa o o intretina. Indreapta umerii, scoate burta in evidenta, nu-i usor sa faci burta, nu-i usor sa porti o burta. E semn de putere, de coapse de otel ce sint nevoite sa deplaseze o sarcina suplimentara. Zambeste sigur pe tine, calca apasat, imprima burtii o miscare sexy asa cum unele femei au invatat sa paseasca in asa fel incat sa-si puna fundul in valoare.
3. Ai curul mare si turtit dar ai vrea sa-l ai mic si rotund? Ca la asta crezi tu ca se uita femeile? Gresesti. La asta se uita femeile superficiale, care apreciaza aparentele si nu sint interesate de chestiunile profunde. Un cur mare si turtit inseamna munca de birou. De intelectual. Munca de creatie. Un om care are un job de creatie esti creativ pe toate planurile. M-ati auzit, doamnelor, pe TOATE planurile. Un cur turtit inseamna munca de raspundere, de coordonare, inseamna idei, decizie, putere. Cur mic si tare, piept bombat plasat deasupra unui abdomen bine proportionat au intretinutii, filfizonii ce merg la sali ca sa-si poata purta mai apoi tricourile mulate si blugii jerpeliti. Ei nu au altceva in cap decat gantere, ochelari de soare si ritmuri tz tz tz tz de club. Oameni pe care nu te poti baza.
4. Ai bratele subtiri ca trestia si o paloare bolnavicioasa in obraji? Normal. Nu dai la ciocane in gerul iernii. Nu tai coapci in padure. Nu toni betoane in santiere. Paloare-ti marmoreana ti-e data de orele lugi petrecute in culisele puterii, acolo unde se face si se desface lumea. Omule, arata-i femeii buricele degetelor tale, las-o sa vada izvorul creatiei, las-o sa-to vada pielea usor patinata de numaratul banilor, de scrisul cecurilor. Sau de ce nu, al poeziilor. Cati crezi tu ca mai sint ca tine, mult?! Nu, nu mai sint.
Si, vorba aia, barbatul tre sa fie un pic mai frumos decat dracu’. In rest totul tine de atitudine!

The awful truth about one's self..mine in this case:

Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||| 26% Schizoid |||||||||||| 46% Schizotypal |||||||||||||| 54% Antisocial |||||||||||||| 58% Borderline |||||||||||| 50% Histrionic |||||||||||||| 54% Narcissistic |||||||||| 38% Avoidant |||||| 30% Dependent |||||||||||| 46% Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 30%

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Eccentric Personality Disorders: Paranoid, Schizoid, Schizotypal

Individuals with these disorders often appear odd or peculiar.

Paranoid Personality Disorder - individual generally tends to interpret the actions of others as threatening.

Schizoid Personality Disorder - individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings.

Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.

Dramatic Personality Disorders: Antisocial, Borderline, Histrionic, and Narcissistic

Individuals with these disorders have intense, unstable emotions, distorted self-perception, and/or behavioral impulsiveness.

Antisocial Personality Disorder - individual shows a pervasive disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others.

Borderline Personality Disorder - individual shows a generalized pattern of instability in interpersonal relationships, self-image, and observable emotions, and significant impulsiveness.

Histrionic Personality Disorder - individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. They tend to overreact to other people, and are often perceived as shallow and self-centered.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder - individual has a grandiose view of themselves, a need for admiration, and a lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in various situations. These individuals are very demanding in their relationships.

Anxious Personality Disorders: Avoidant, Dependent, Obsessive-Compulsive

Individuals with these disorders often appear anxious or fearful.

Avoidant Personality Disorder - individual is socially inhibited, feels inadequate, and is oversensitive to criticism

Dependent Personality Disorder - individual shows an extreme need to be taken care of that leads to fears of separation, and passive and clinging behavior.

Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder - individual is preoccupied with orderliness, perfectionism, and control at the expense of flexibility, openness, and efficiency.